Americans Are People Who Prefer The Continent

Aig [f.-m. Sir Douglas Haig] 'e Don't Say Much; 'e Don't, So To Say, Say Nothin'; But What 'e Don't Say Don't Mean Nothin', Not 'arf. But When 'e Do Say Something--my Gawd!

I Have Noticed That The People Who Are Late Are Often So Much Jollier Than The People Who Have To Wait For Them.

The Trouble With Marriage Is That, While Every Woman Is At Heart A Mother, Every Man Is At Heart A Bachelor.

The Art Of Life Is To Show Your Hand.

Women Who Make Men Talk Better Than They Are Accustomed To Are Always Popular.