Ambien Might Have Mentally Just Tossed My

I'm The Person Who Says Every Single Thing She Thinks, Sometimes To Others' Amusement, And Almost Always To My Detriment.

I'm Not Lazy. I'm Simply Judicious About Excess Movement.

Although I Get A Lot Of Specialty Services Like Wraps, Scrubs, And Mustache Removal, My Favorite Is The Simple Manicure/pedicure. They Work On Your Hands And Feet At The Same Time While You Sit In A Vibrating Chair. I Call It The Sorority Girls Version Of A Threesome.

Ambien Might Have Mentally Just Tossed My Salad. With Croutons.

Owning A Dog Is Slightly Less Expensive Than Being Addicted To Crack.