Always Be True To Your Friends, Just

God, What If Tmz Got Hold Of The Truth About Me? What A Liar I Am, I Mean? What Kind Of Role Model Am I? I Make Vanessa Hudgens Look Like Mother Freaking Teresa. Minus The Whole Nudity Thing. Because I'm Not About To Take Naked Photos Of Myself And Send Them To My Boyfriend.

I Don't Seem To Fit To Associate With Humans.

Lilly Says I Have An Overactive Imagination And A Pathological Need To Invent Drama In My Life.

No Matter How Nice The Company One Might Be With, However, It Is Never Pleasant To Have A Rifle Pointed At One's Back.

Oh My God, She Said Are You Going To Be Reasonable About This?