Alright, Remember, Alcohol Equals Puke Equals Smelly

Through My Films I'm Eventually Trying To One Day Tell The Truth. I Don't Know If I'm Ever Going To Get There, But I'm Slowly Letting Pieces Of Myself Out There And Then Maybe By The Time I'm 85, I'll Look Back And Say, 'all Right, That About Sums It Up.

Of Course, I Peed My Pants, Everyone My Age Pees Their Pants. It's The Coolest.

I Guess In My House When I Was Growing Up, I Was Comfortable Trying To Be Funny. And My Dad, Of Course, It Bugged Him Sometimes. He Was Trying To Rest, And I Was Constantly Trying To Say Something Stupid To Get A Reaction. But I Like Doing These Movies. You Can Do It In Front Of The Camera And Then It's Over. I Don't Have To Worry About Being In Front Of Too Many People.

Chemistry Can Be A Good And Bad Thing. Chemistry Is Good When You Make Love With It. Chemistry Is Bad When You Make Crack With It.

The Only Reason I Got Into Stand-up Was Because My Brother Told Me To. I Had No Idea What I Was Going To Do With My Life. I Was 17 And My Brother Went To A Comedy Club And He Said - You Can Do That.