Already Liberals Are Trying To Rewrite The

Clinton Masturbates In The Sinks.

In Response To Skyrocketing Gas Prices, Liberals Say, Practically In Unison, 'we Can't Drill Our Way Out Of This Crisis.' What Does That Mean? This Is Like Telling A Starving Man, 'you Can't Eat Your Way Out Of Being Hungry!' 'you Can't Water Your Way Out Of Drought!' 'you Can't Sleep Your Way Out Of Tiredness!' 'you Can't Drink Yourself Out Of Dehydration!' Seriously, What Does It Mean? Finding More Oil Isn't Going To Increase The Supply Of Oil? It Is The Typical Democratic Strategy To Babble Meaningless Slogans, As If They Have A Plan. Their Plan Is: The Permanent Twilight Of The Human Race.

The Only Important Lesson From The Vietnam War Is This: Democrats Lose Wars.

Our Gays Are More Macho Than Their Straights.

Public School Teachers Are The New Priesthood While Traditional Religion Is Ridiculed And Maligned.