All Right, But Apart From The Sanitation,

If You Wish To Kill Yourself But Lack The Courage To, I Think A Visit To Palmerston North Will Do The Trick.

As Daniel Levitin Writes, Our Brain Is A "giant Pattern Detector." If We Read Something That Coincides With What We Already Believe We're More Likely To Give It Credence, While The Opposite Is Not True.

He Who Laughs Most, Learns Best.

The Americans Are Just More Enthusiastic And More Likely To Engage In Hyperbole.

If Life Were Fair, Dan Quayle Would Be Making A Living Asking 'do You Want Fries With That?'