All Of Our Energy Should Be In

If The United States Marches Into Iraq Without The Backing Of The United Nations, That Will Be Done Entirely Without The Backing Of The American People.

I Had A Friend In The Neighborhood Whose Father Had Playboy Magazines, And We Would Go Over And Look At Them. I Remember Cutting Out Pictures And Hiding Them In My Room.

Sometimes I'm Kind Of Spacey. I'm Like Ferdinand The Bull, Sniffing The Daisy, Not Aware Of Time, Of What's Going On In The Real World.

I Just Had A Device Made That Fits In Your Mouth And Juts Your Jaw Out Like You Have An Underbite. It Locks In That Position To Keep Your Throat Passage Open When You Sleep. This Is The Sacrifice I Make For My Wife. It Was Either This Device Or Me Sleeping In The Other Room.

His Holiness [the Dalai Lama] Has Told Me, Urgently And Repeatedly, That He Thinks My Photographs Are Crap. His Exact Words Were, 'these Photos Are Of Poor Quality. Why Is There No Sharp Focus? There Is No Clarity!' I Said, 'but Your Holiness, It's Goyaesque.' And He Said, 'no! It's Out Of Focus!'