All Of My Life Doing Interviews, Comedy

Someone Once Said, "i Don't Lie Because Then I Don't Have To Remember Anything." I've Told White Lies A Lot. Sometimes When You Tell Stories You'll Embellish Them A Little, Especially With Foxhole Humor.

Anonymous Sources Are To Journalism What Silicon Enhancements Are To The Feminine Figure; They Look Impressive To The Gullible, But Something Doesn't Feel Right.

If You Do Something, Expect Consequences

There Is Still Nothing In Life As Constant And As Changing At The Same Time As An Afternoon At A Ballpark.

I Would Like To Ask Him If He Was Indeed Virgin Born, Because The Answer To That Question Would Define History.