All My Games Are Real

I Don't Like American Girls. They're Very Conceited, You Know. In Europe They're More Pleasant.

Yeah, There Are Too Many Jews In Chess. They Seem To Have Taken Away The Class Of The Game. They Don't Seem To Dress So Nicely, You Know. That's What I Don't Like.

Don't Even Mention Losing To Me. I Can't Stand To Think Of It

Well, I'm Not Sure I Know What You Mean By A Prima Donna, But If Something Doesn't Interest Me Or If Someone Bores Me, Or If I Think They're A Phony, I Just Don't Bother With Them, That's All.

If You Have Seen One Alekhine Game You've Seen Them All.