All Men Think That They're Nice Guys.

My Father Watched Football With The Sound Off Because He Lived In Fear Of Hearing The Voice Of Howard Cosell.

Men Will Now Get Up And Walk With The Baby In The Middle Of The Night, Change Its Diapers, And Give It A Bottle, But In Their Heart Of Hearts They Still Think They Shouldn't Have To.

I Work For Myself, Which Is Fun. Except When I Call In Sick, I Know I'm Lying.

Yes, I've Now Got This Nice Little Apartment In New York, One Of Those L-shaped Ones. Unfortunately, It's A Lower Case L.

Most Of The Men Sitting In First Class On An Airplane Have Really Boring Jobs.