All Men That Date Me Have To

It Is So Fascinating That Someone Can Commit Their Whole Entire Lifestyle To Being Such A Fantastic Woman When I'm Such A Bum About It.

Sometimes I Have Parties At My House In Nashville And It's Clothing-optional, And We Just Body-paint Each Other And Run Around, And I Have A Giant Bed. I'm Very Much In Touch With That Side Of Myself.

I Don't Get Embarrassed.

I Wear [american Flag] All The Time. It Represents My Freedom To Speak About Exactly What I Want To, Whenever I Want To.

I'm Obsessed With Beards. First Of All, Beards Make You Look Like More Of An Animal. Second, I Kind Of Like Biting Beards; It's A Pastime Of Mine.