All I Could Think To Say Was,

He Was Dressed Just Like On Tv, With Lots Of Silver Chains And Bracelets, Ripped Jeans, And A Black Muscle Shirt (which Was Kind Of Stupid, Since He Didn't Have Any Muscles).

So...your Name Means Mr.underwear." -frank

Well That Was Sucktastic

Even From Far Away, I Could See People Being Chased By Hellhounds, Burned At The Stake, Forced To Run Naked Through Cactus Patches Or Listen To Opera Music.

I Imagined Loading The God Of The Sea Into A Taxi And Taking Him To The Upper East Side.