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I Sold Flowers. I Didn't Sell Myself. Now You've Made A Lady Of Me I'm Not Fit To Sell Anything Else.

Don't Wait For The Right Opportunity: Create It.

There Is Only One Religion, Though There Are A Hundred Versions Of It.

It Is Impossible For An Englishman To Open His Mouth Without Making Some Other Englishman Hate Or Despise Him.