Alas,we Who Wanted Kindness, Could Not Be

There Must Always Be Some Who Are Brighter And Some Who Are Stupider, The Latter Make Up For It By Being Better Workers.

Oh! Moon Of Alabama We Now Must Say Good-bye We've Lost Our Good Old Mama And Must Have Whiskey Oh, You Know Why!

Temptation To Behave Is Terrible.

If You Wan To Steal Money, Don't Rob A Bank - Open One.

Today Every Invention Is Received With A Cry Of Triumph Which Soon Turns Into A Cry Of Fear.