Ahhh, Wade. Wade, You're Just So Stupid.

I Think I'm Not Uber Into The Comedy Scene, But I Love To Laugh, Especially In Our Business, Where You're Always Front And Center Over An Extremely, Sometimes Overly-critical Live Audience. I Think It Helps To Laugh.

What I Want To Do Is, I Want To Put Together A Nice List Of Those Guys Who I Really Did Admire When I Was Growing Up, Listening To Names Like Lord Finesse.

You Can Run I Will Chase You. You Can Hide I Will Find You. We're Gonna Fight And I'm Gonna Hurt You.

And At Points In The Movie, John Cena Is Actually Impervious To Bullets!

I Don't Wanna Wrestle Big Show Tonight Because I'm Scared That He's Gonna Eat Me!