Aging Gracefully Is One Thing, But Trying

I Feel Weird If I Can't Move My Face, And That One Time I Overdid It, I Felt Trapped In My Own Skin.

Always A Godmother, Never A Mother. That Sucks. I've Got To Get Me One Of Those Little Accessories.

I Don't Use A Lint Brush Or Anything, And I Don't Iron, But I Could Easily Pick Lint Off Of Someone Else.

I Have A Lot Of Glass In My House, And I Remember Saying As A Joke Once That I Clean My Stuff With Windex While My Friends Are Over, But Then I Found Myself Actually Doing That The Other Day. It's Horrible.

It's So Easy To Grow Apart; Marriage Takes Work.