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The Notion That Anything Is Gained By Fixing A Language In A Groove Is Cherished Only By Pedants.

If A Sense Of Duty Tortures A Man, It Also Enables Him To Achieve Prodigies.

Next To The Semi-colon, Quotation Marks Seem To Be The Chief Butts Of Reformatory Ardor.

A Woman Wishes To Mother A Man Simply Because She Sees Into His Helplessness, His Need Of An Amiable Environment, His Touching Self-delusion.

No One In This World, So Far As I Know - And I Have Searched The Records For Years, And Employed Agents To Help Me - Has Ever Lost Money By Underestimating The Intelligence Of The Great Masses Of The Plain People.