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Etiquette Has No Regard For Moral Qualities.

He Is One Of Those Wise Philanthropists Who, In A Time Of Famine, Would Vote For Nothing But A Supply Of Toothpicks.

Gravity Is More Suggestive Than Convincing.

He Was So Benevolent, So Merciful A Man That, In His Mistaken Passion, He Would Have Held An Umbrella Over A Duck In A Shower Of Rain.

If An Earthquake Were To Engulf England Tomorrow, The English Would Manage To Meet And Dine Somewhere Among The Rubbish, Just To Celebrate The Event.