Africa Is God's Country, And He Can

Military Justice Is To Justice What Military Music Is To Music.

When You're In Jail, A Good Friend Will Be Trying To Bail You Out. A Best Friend Will Be In The Cell Next To You Saying, 'damn, That Was Fun.'

Military Intelligence Is A Contradiction In Terms.

Comedians Are A Much Rarer And Far More Valuable Commodity Than All The Gold And Precious Stones In The World.

If It Gets Any Hotter In Here I Could Use A Big Fan.