Patience, N. A Minor Form Of Dispair,

Birth: The First And Direst Of All Disasters.

An Election Is Nothing More Than The Advanced Auction Of Stolen Goods.

To Apologize Is To Lay The Foundation For A Future Offense.

Youth, N. The Period Of Possibility, When Archimedes Finds A Fulcrum, Cassandra Has A Following And Seven Cities Compete For The Honor Of Endowing A Living Homer.

Gravitation, N. The Tendency Of All Bodies To Approach One Another With A Strength Proportioned To The Quantity Of Matter They Contain-the Quantity Of Matter They Contain Being Ascertained By The Strength Of Their Tendency To Approach One Another. This Is A Lovely And Edifying Illustration Of How Science, Having Made A The Proof Of B, Makes B The Proof Of A.