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How One Election Has Exposed The True Dire Straits Of The Democrat Party. It Really Is Profound.

I Don't Have Time To Beat Around The Bush. The Health-care Plan As Proposed By Mrs. Clinton Is Socialism. There's No Soft Way To Peddle It. There Is Not Other Way To Describe It.

To [democrats], Government's Everything, Controlling It, Expanding It Is Everything. And It's Not To Us [the Republicans]. So They Leave Nothing To Chance. If You Reject Them, "well, Screw You." They'll Find A Way To Either Bollix Up What Defeated Them Or Just Overwhelm The System With What They Want Anyway By Bullying So Many People At So Frequent A Time That People Just Give Up, Say, "all Right, All Right, Okay, I'm Tired," And The Left Gets What They Want.

I Thought You Liberals Cared About People, But Here You're Perfectly Content To Get Them Addicted To Tobacco And Make Them Pay Taxes Through The Nose And Continue To Pay Taxes Through The Nose And Raise Their Taxes. And Then You Try To Make 'em Think You Care About 'em By Running Psas Telling Them How They Shouldn't Smoke And How They Should Quit. You're Exactly Right. If They Really Cared, They Would Ban The Product, But They Can't, Because The Revenue From Tobacco Taxes - I'm Not Kidding You - Funds Children's Health Care Programs, And A Number Of Other Things As Well.

Every Generation Thinks Things Are Happening That Have Never Happened Before. Every Generation Of People Thinks We're In The Last Days. Every Generation's Filled With Pessimists. But When You Have The Millennials Generation, A Majority Of Which Have Never Had A Job - You Might Even Be Able To Put The Period There: "have Never Had A Job, Period" - Or Never Had A Job In A Healthy Economy.