Abstainer: A Weak Person Who Yields To

Injustice, N. A Burden Which Of All Those That We Load Upon Others And Carry Ourselves Is Lightest In The Hands And Heaviest Upon The Back.

Indigestion: A Disease Which The Patient And His Friends Frequently Mistake For Deep Religious Conviction And Concern For The Salvation Of Mankind. As The Simple Red Man Of The Western Wild Put It, With, It Must Be Confessed, A Certain Force: 'plenty Well, No Pray; Big Belly Ache, Heap God.'

Mad, Adj. Affected With A High Degree Of Intellectual Independence.

The Most Intolerant Advocate Is He Who Is Trying To Convince Himself.

They Say That Hens Do Cackle Loudest When There Is Nothing Vital In The Eggs They Have Laid.