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My Old Man Taught Me Two Things: 'mind Own Business' And 'always Cut Cards.'

Stinky Says Women Should Be Obscene But Not Heard.

Theology Is Never Any Help; It Is Searching In A Dark Cellar At Midnight For A Black Cat That Isn't There. Theologians Can Persuade Themselves Of Anything.

Most Gods Have The Manners And Morals Of A Spoiled Child.

I'm Not Trying To Frighten You, But Only A Fool Makes Predictions Based On Ignorance; I Am Not That Sort Of Fool.