A Yuppie Is Someone Who Believes It's

Television Is Never More False Than When It's Openly Sincere.

I Made The Mistake Early In My Career, When I Moved To Hollywood, Of Being Attracted To Actresses. I Used To Go Out Exclusively With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.

I Found People Looked Better When They Laughed

Most People Past College Age Are Not Atheists. It's Too Hard To Be In Society, For One Thing. Because You Don't Get Any Days Off. And If You're An Agnostic You Don't Know Whether You Get Them Off Or Not.

The New York Times Is The Official Leak Of The State Department.