A Young Man Is A Theory, An

Men Are Virtuous Because Women Are; Women Are Virtuous From Necessity.

Nearly Every Man Is A Coward, If Confronted By The Proper Terror.

A Man Should Be Taller, Older, Heavier, Uglier, And Hoarser Than His Wife.

Most People Put Off Till Tomorrow That Which They Should Have Done Yesterday.

A Theory Is No More Like A Fact Than A Photograph Is Like A Person.