A Woman Is Only A Woman, But

I've A Neater, Sweeter Maiden In A Cleaner, Greener Land!

Keep Your Head When All About You Are Losing Theirs And Blaming It On You.

One Half Of My Head, From The Top Of My Skull To The Cleft Of My Jaw, Hammers, Bangs, Sizzles While The Other Half, Serene And Content, Looks On At The Agony Next Door.

A Man Can Never Have Too Much Red Wine, Too Many Books, Or Too Much Ammunition

Englishmen Are Not Usually Softened By Appeals To The Memory Of Their Mothers.