A Woman Is As Old As She

The Man Who Can Keep A Secret May Be Wise, But He Is Not Half As Wise As The Man With No Secrets To Keep.

The Only Way To Amuse Some People Is To Slip And Fall On An Icy Pavement.

Faith May Have Removed Mountains Way Off Somewhere, A Long Time Ago, But It Won't Remove A Wart At Home This Week.

No Man Is Smart, Except By Comparison To Those Who Know Less

A Man Has A Right To Think Lots Of Things He Has No Right To Say.