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In Old Times People Used To Try And Square The Circle; Now They Try And Devise Schemes For Satisfying The Irish Nation.

The Three Most Important Things A Man Has Are, Briefly, His Private Parts, His Money, And His Religious Opinions.

Life Is Like Music; It Must Be Composed By Ear, Feeling, And Instinct, Not By Rule.

Think Of And Look At Your Work As Though It Were Done By Your Enemy. I You Look At It To Admire It, You Are Lost.

Human Life Is As Evanescent As The Morning Dew Or A Flash Of Lightning.