A Vacation Is Having Nothing To Do

Summit Meetings Tend To Be Like Panda Matings. The Expectations Are Always High, And The Results Usually Disappointing.

Quit Worrying About Your Health. It'll Go Away.

I Take My Children Everywhere, But They Always Find Their Way Back Home.

There Are Only Two Kinds Of People In This World. The Realists And The Dreamers. The Realists Know Where They Are Going And The Dreamers Have Already Been There.

Spring Is God's Way Of Saying, 'one More Time!'