A Small Handgun Makes Any Tv Remote

Tim Tebow Has Been On The Bench Longer Than Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Economists Believe There Are Three Reasons Why The Russian Economy Is Doing So Poorly. One, Economic Sanctions Are Working. Number Two, Low-price Oil. And Number Three, Lindsay Lohan Has Quit Drinking Vodka.

If Ricky Schroder And Gary Coleman Had A Fight On Television With Pool Cues, Who Would Win? 1) Ricky Schroder 2) Gary Coleman 3) The Television Viewing Public

I Haven't Reached Nirvana Yet, But I've Been To Detroit.

Because You Think An Explosion Has Taken Place And You're Looking At The Shards And You Say, 'well, Can We Put This Back Together?' And By God, Maybe You Can Put It Back Together. And Maybe It Won't Be The Same, But Maybe It Will Be Different, And Maybe It Can Even Be Better In A Different Way.