A Producer Is Someone Who Actually Calls

I Think You Have To Let Go Of This Idea That You Can Be Precious About Everything, And Let It Be The Abstract Mess That It Is.

My Family Is As Far From A Stage Family As You Could Ever Possibly Find.

Well, I Came Down To La Initially To Join The Groundlings, Which Is An Improv Comedy Group. I Didn't Get In, Of Course, Becaue I'm Not A Part Of The Groundlings. I Just Assumed That I Could Walk In And Take Over. So They Said: "hit The Road Jack." And I Ended Up Getting An Agent Instead. They Sent Me Out On A Couple Of Leads And I Ended Up On A Sitcom And Van Wilder Thereafter And Then Pantsless With Sandra Bullock.

When You Sign On To Say, "okay, Yeah, Let's Develop This," Usually That Turns Into, "oh, He's Doing It." But There's No Script For Some Of These Things.

I See Guys With, Like, Eyebrow Art, And I Wanna Tell Them, 'you Don't Have To Go Too Crazy On Your Brows. Take It Easy, Man!