A Poet Over 30 Is Pathetic

The Christian Always Swears A Bloody Oath That He Will Never Do It Again. The Civilized Man Simply Resolves To Be A Bit More Careful Next Time.

I Know Of No American Who Starts From A Higher Level Of Aspiration Than The Journalist. . . . He Plans To Be Both An Artist And A Moralist -- A Master Of Lovely Words And Merchant Of Sound Ideas. He Ends, Commonly, As The Most Depressing Jackass Of His Community -- That Is, If His Career Goes On To What Is Called A Success.

I'm Thoroughly Convinced That Editors Don't Help Authors.

You Can't Do Anything About The Length Of Your Life, But You Can Do Something About Its Width And Depth.

Bachelors Know More About Women Than Married Men; If They Didn't They'd Be Married Too.