A Pipe Is Greater Than A Bong.

The Lord Works In Mysterious Ways. Indeed. And A Shorter Way To Say That Is: God Is A Sneak.

I Got Into Stand Up Just To Do Stand Up Because I Love Stand Up.

Palindromes Are The Number One Conversation Stopper, Like Party Killer, I Think I've Ever Seen.

The Other Night I Was Playing Twister With Some Amputees.

Okay, So, When I Was A Kid, Definitely The Drawings And The Illustration. Then I Stopped In Sixth Grade Or So. And Then I Started Again When I Was In My Twenties. I Really Didn't Progress Since Then, So The Way I Draw Is The Way I Drew In Sixth Grade.