A Person Who Learns To Juggle Six

Know How To Treat Frostbite Until You Can Get Indoors.

Be In The Habit Of Experimenting With Your Clothing So That You Don't Get Stuck For Life With A Self-image Developed Over The Course Of High School.

Be Able To Correctly Pronounce The Words You Would Like To Speak And Have Excellent Spoken Grammar.

Know Which Officials Are Voted Into Office And Which Are Appointed, And By Whom.

Try Square Dancing-at Least Long Enough To No Longer Feel Silly And Begin To Have Fun.