A Penny Saved Is A Penny To

Noise: A Stench In The Ear.

Bore, N. A Person Who Talks When You Wish Him To Listen.

Democracy Is Four Wolves And A Lamb Voting On What To Have For Lunch.

Satiety, N. The Feeling That One Has For The Plate After He Has Eaten Its Contents, Madam.

Philanthropist, N.: A Rich (and Usually Bald) Old Gentleman Who Has Trained Himself To Grin While His Conscience Is Picking His Pocket.