A Novel Should Be A Book Of

It Is Almost A Joke, But A Joke That Nobody Tells.

You're Only Young Once, They Say, But Doesn't It Go On For A Long Time? More Years Than You Can Bear.

I Am Very Happy In Second-hand Bookshops; Would A Gardener Not Be Happy In A Garden?

Write A Book You'd Like To Read. If You Wouldn't Read It, Why Would Anybody Else? Don't Write For A Perceived Audience Or Market. It May Well Have Vanished By The Time Your Book's Ready.

By The Tits Of Holy Agnes