A Man's Ideal Woman Is The One

Before Marriage, When A Woman Speaks To A Man In An Undertone, He Calls It "cooing"; After Marriage, He Calls It Nagging.

When A Man Spends His Time Giving His Wife Criticism And Advice Instead Of Compliments, He Forgets That It Was Not His Good Judgment, But His Charming Manners, That Won Her Heart.

Some Widowers Are Bereaved -- Others, Relieved.

A Fool And Her Money Are Soon Courted.

What A Man Calls His 'conscience' Is Merely The Mental Action That Follows A Sentimental Reaction After Too Much Wine Or Love.