A Man's Duty? To Be Ready --

When The Situation Is Desperate, It Is Too Late To Be Serious. Be Playful.

There Comes A Point, In Literary Objectivity, When The Author's Self- Effacement Is Hard To Distinguish From Moral Cowardice.

The Nuclear Bomb Took All The Fun Out Of War.

The Ever-rising Cost Of Living: Someday Soon, The Corporate Technicians Will Be Locking Meters On Our Noses And Charging Us A Royalty On The Air We Breathe.

I Always Write With My .357 Magnum Handy. Why? Well, You Never Know When God May Try To Interfere.