A Lot Of Readers Have Actually Helped

I Don't Laugh That Much, But I Do Like Humorous Books, And I Like To Entertain Readers That Way.

I Am Always The Source Of The Worst Rumors About Myself.

Whenever I Wrote Fiction, People Always Seemed To Think That What I Wrote Was True, That It Was Entirely Autobiographical. And When I Would Write Non-fiction, They Often Accused Me Of Exaggeration And Fictionalization.

There Are So Many Talented Young Writers Named Jonathan, With Whom By Comparison I Suffer Terribly.

As A Child, I Wanted To Be An Athlete, A Professional Tennis Player Or Something Like That.