A Large Portion Of The Earth's Land

It Is Impossible For A Cyclops To Wink.

I Would Like To Have Windshield Wipers That Do The Whole Windshield, Please.

I Know About Woodstock Probably As Much As Your Average Person Who Is Over 30, Where I'd Know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead.

Conclusions Are Based In Time. We Live In Time. So Any Definition Of Success Is Bound Up With Time. With Other Things You Can Say, "can I Yo-yo? Can I Juggle?" Usually You Have A Pretty Small Window In Which To Get Your Answer. Stand-up Is Different. You Can't Do Stand-up For One Night And Say, "am I A Funny Stand-up Comedian?" In Two Months Or Two Years You'll Start To Realize It.

My Plumbing Is All Screwed Up. Because It Turns Out, I Do Not Own A Garbage Disposal.