A Know-it-all Is A Person Who Knows

Some Of Them Relate To Farts But They Are Not Fart Jokes. They Would Just Be A Fart In The Joke But It's About Something Else.

When They Were Naming The Animals, Somebody Got Lazy: Anteater? What's It Doing? It's Eating Ants. Done!

A Musical Is The Same As A Burlap Sack, I Would Not Want To Be In Either

If You Stretched The Average Person's Intestines Out From End To End, It Would Make Them Scream A Lot.

In America, One Sure Sign Of Success Is The Presence Of An Unnecessary Waterfall In A Person's Yard.