A House Built On Greed Cannot Long

The Only Thing Worse Than A Knee-jerk Liberal Is A Knee-pad Conservative.

The Feminist Notion That The Whole Of Human History Has Been Nothing But A Vast Intricate Conspiracy By Men To Enslave Their Wives, Mothers, Daughters, And Sisters Presents Us With An Intellectual Neurosis For Which We Do Not Yet Have A Name.

Nothing Could Be Older Than The Daily News, Nothing Deader Than Yesterday's Newspaper.

Truth Is Merely Common Sense, Say The Naive Realist. Really? Then Where, Precisely, Is The Location Of--a Rainbow? In The Air? In The Eye? In Between? Or Somewhere Else?

So I Lived Alone. The First Thing I Did Was Take Off My Pants. Naturally.