A Great Reader Seldom Recognizes His Solitude.

Thank God For The Passing Of The Discomforts And Vile Cuisine Of The Age Of Chivalry!

A Modest Demeanor Arouses Thoughts Of Seduction.

Good Parties Create A Temporary Youthfulness.

Sleaze Is A Point By Point Refutation Of Elegance.

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.