A Graduation Ceremony Is An Event Where

The Chance To Be Seen As A Warm, Witty Guy Is Too Good An Opportunity For A Politician To Miss.

A Compliment Is Verbal Sunshine.

Humor Gives Presidents The Chance To Be Seen As Warm, Relaxed Persons. Humor Reaches Out And Puts Its Arm Around The Listener And Says, 'i Am One Of You, I Understand,' And Implicitly It Promises, 'i Will Do Something About Your Problems.'

I'm Beginning To Wonder About My Broker. Yesterday I Told Him To Buy A Hundred Shares Of A.t.&t. He Said, 'would You Spell That?'

Do You Ever Get The Feeling That The Only Reason We Have Elections Is To Find Out If The Polls Were Right?