A Government That Robs Peter To Pay

I Was Always Unlawful; I Broke The Law When I Was Born Because My Parents Weren't Married.

In Your Salvation Shelter I Saw Poverty, Misery, Cold And Hunger. You Gave Them Bread And Treacle And Dreams Of Heaven. I Give From Thirty Shillings A Week To Twelve Thousand A Year. They Find Their Own Dreams; But I Look After The Drainage.

Like All Young Men, You Greatly Exaggerate The Difference Between One Young Woman And Another.

Democracy Is A Word All Public Men Use And None Understand.

The Fact That A Believer Is Happier Than A Skeptic Is No More To The Point Than The Fact That A Drunken Man Is Happier Than A Sober One.