A Good Rule To Remember For Life

I Have Nothing To Say About My Childhood. It Was A Perfectly Pleasant Upbringing - It's Not Like It Was Unhappy Or Anything.

It Sounds Deeply Shallow, But For Brief Spells Every Member Of The Public Can Be Fascinating.

I Was A Failed Actor But I Still Wanted To Show Off, So I Ended Up Doing Live Comedy.

Basically, I'm A Really Bad Interviewer. I Love Meeting Celebrities, But Then I Get A Bit Bored. Once You Meet Them You Thing, 'really, What An Ordinary Person'.

Britain's Such A Twisted, Weird Little Place.