A Good Rule To Remember For Life

The Bbc Is A Victim Of Its Own Independence.

Where I Get Bored Is When I Show Up For A Shoot And They Want Me To Wear A Feather Boa. Too Obvious A Thing For A Poof On The Telly To Do.

I Don't Think I've Got Bad Taste. I've Got No Taste.

I'd Like To Retire At 50 But I Don't Want To Sell Papers In The Middle Of London On A Zimmer.

I Don't Think You Should Have To Try To Be Nice, I Think Most People Are Nice. I Think Being Cheerful And Nice Is Just A Politeness.