A Good Education Is The Next Best

I Don't Know The Meaning Of Life. I Don't Know Why We Are Here. I Think Life Is Full Of Anxieties And Fears And Tears. It Has A Lot Of Grief In It, And It Can Be Very Grim. And I Do Not Want To Be The One Who Tries To Tell Somebody Else What Life Is All About. To Me It's A Complete Mystery.

I Guess Babysitters Are Like Used Cars... You Never Really Know What You're Getting.

You Know, In A Way, 'dear Santa Claus' Is Rather Stuffy... Perhaps Something A Little More Intimate Would Be Better... Something Just A Shade More Friendly..." "how About 'dear Fatty'?

Be Yourself. No One Can Say You're Doing It Wrong.

Dear Valentine, I Love You. Whoever You Are.