A Gentlemen Is One Who Never Strikes

The Only Really Respectable Protestants Are The Fundamentalists. Unfortunately, They Are Also Palpable Idiots.

I Hate All Sports As Rabidly As A Person Who Likes Sports Hates Common Sense.

A Man Full Of Faith Is Simply One Who Has Lost The Capacity For Clear And Realistic Thought.

American Journalism (like The Journalism Of Any Other Country) Is Predominantly Paltry And Worthless. Its Pretensions Are Enormous, But Its Achievements Are Insignificant.

No Politician Is Ever Benefited By Saving Money; It Is Spending It That Makes Him.