A Female Salmon Lays Three Thousand Eggs

I've Learned To Have Absolutely No Regrets About Any Jokes I've Ever Done. You Can Tune Me Out, You Can Click Me Off, It's Ok. I Am Not Going To Bow To Political Correctness.

Florida Wants To Change The State's Motto To Attract Younger People. They're Thinking About: More Than Just A Great Place To Die.

I Don't Think I'm Good In Bed. My Husband Never Said Anything, But After We Made Love He'd Take A Piece Of Chalk And Outline My Body.

I Now Consider It A Good Day When I Don't Step On My Boobs.

My Sex Life Has Gone From Bad To Pathetic. My G Spot Stands For Godforsaken.