A Father Has To Do Everything In

When The Child Is Twelve, Your Wife Buys Her A Splendidly Silly Article Of Clothing Called A Training Bra. To Train What? I Never Had A Training Jock. And Believe Me, When I Played Football, I Could Have Used A Training Jock More Than Any Twelve-year-old Needs A Training Bra.

When I Say, 'i Don't Care What White People Think,' I Mean That.

When I Was A Child, I Was Living In The Housing Projects Of Philadelphia. I Didn't Even Have A Christmas Tree.

My Wife Was A Beautiful Woman Before We Had Children.

Today's Parents Grew Up With The Silly Notion That Music Was Meant To Be Heard.